If you have an aversion to fleas, don’t read this.
Our neighbor K has a little Dachshund/Chihuahua mix and he hasn’t been able to get his flea treatment. When K comes over to our house (which he often does), he ends up bringing E.B.’s fleas with him.
While I was driving C to his ninjitsu instructor’s house for kids’ class (which C helps with in lieu of paying for lessons), I pulled a flea off my neck and it got stuck in my fingernail. The little fucker was still alive, so it kept trying to crawl under my fingernail. C ended up having to dig it out from under my nail with a key while I was driving.
Just ick, dude. If I had the money, I’d get E.B.’s flea treatment myself after that ordeal.